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The intersection of total incompetence and sheer brilliance. Currently building things that shouldn't work.

This site will eventually host a blog — summaries of experiments in progress or upon completion. In silico drug discovery, LLM fine-tuning, data science. There is a non-zero probability I will also host free tools here. I will for sure host original jokes that are not appropriate.


Research output
PatternRipple Labs Quantum · Jun 2026

qpulse: Quantum Statevector Simulator in Your Terminal (and Your Browser)

Zero-dependency pure-Python simulator: 6-qubit transverse-field Ising evolution, exact von Neumann entropy via a hand-rolled complex Jacobi eigensolver, ANSI dashboard rendering. Runs live in-browser via WebAssembly — drive the Hamiltonian, collapse qubits, post-select on parity. Pip-installable from this site.

Run the live simulator
HalfRetardedGenius Labs UAP · May 2026

PURSUE Document Search

Semantic search across 244 declassified UAP documents from war.gov/UFO — FBI files dating to 1947, DoD mission reports from Syria to the East China Sea, the French COMETA report, and more. Runs entirely in your browser, no server.

Search the corpus
PatternRipple Labs Quantum · Oct 2025

Collapse-Redistribution Benchmark

16-qubit study: how Z-basis measurement post-selection on Hamming weight forces a strict excitation–entropy trade-off on unmeasured qubits. Includes interference variant confirming quantum origin of correlations.

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HalfRetardedGenius Labs LLM Bias · May 2026

Does Gemma 4 Have a Favorite Number?

100,000-sample study of LLM number-generation bias across 10 prompt variants. Gemma 4 chooses 42 at 35× the expected rate. Numbers above 87 are never produced. Chi-square p ≈ 0, KL divergence = 9.75.

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HalfRetardedGenius Labs LLM Bias · May 2026

Does Gemma 4 (Abliterated) Still Have a Favorite Number?

Same protocol, refusal directions surgically removed. 42 drops from 35.17% to 24.85% — partially entangled with alignment weights. 47 surges to tie. Dead zone above 87 survives unchanged. Bias is mostly in pretraining.

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HalfRetardedGenius Labs LLM Bias · May 2026

Qwen3-8B Has One Favorite Number. Abliteration Replaces It.

Aligned Qwen3-8B chooses 42 in 99.68% of responses — 81 numbers never produced. Abliteration demolishes the bias (16.07%) but installs 1 as the new #1 at 37.53%. KL divergence drops from 15.79 to 2.08. The fine-tuning was doing almost all the work.

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HalfRetardedGenius Labs Pending
Pending

What is ChatGPT's Favorite Number?

Who gives a shit?


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